["KVLTCAT IS KVLT","IN BEFORE SUCCESSFUL HACKER","BUTTHURT BAILOUTS ARE <em>SUPERIOR</em>","THEY SEE ME EATIN, THEY HATIN","DUMBLEDORE IS THE CAT THAT IS KILLING EPIC BEARD MAN","I WILL NOT WATCH THIS VIDEOGAME &mdash; IT IS TL;DR.","THE &#9731; IS A LIE","FUCKING WINDMILLS, HOW DO THEY WORK?","THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON NOSTRILS","\"THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!\" I SCREAMED AS SPENGBAB MOONWALKED"]